Archive for April, 2010


When Henry drunk dials up internet, he spends hours flagging every Craigslist post with the word ‘horse’ in it. – Pangaea 148

When Henry drunk dials up internet, he spends hours flagging every Craigslist post with the word ‘horse’ in it. – Pangaea 148

April 1st, 2010

A Hot-dog cheeser is sure to please her. – Pangaea 149

A Hot-dog cheeser is sure to please her. – Pangaea 149

April 2nd, 2010

Most pink bellies are insincere. They promise jewelry to their women and Disneyland to their children. They cannot afford either. – Pangaea 150

Most pink bellies are insincere. They promise jewelry to their women and Disneyland to their children. They cannot afford either. – Pangaea 150

April 3rd, 2010

Who gifts limes? I blame my parents for this one. – Pangaea 151

Who gifts limes? I blame my parents for this one. – Pangaea 151

April 4th, 2010

Jocks may not be happier than nerds percentage wise, but they consume more corn on the cob, which is nice. – Pangaea 152

Jocks may not be happier than nerds percentage wise, but they consume more corn on the cob, which is nice. – Pangaea 152

April 5th, 2010

Henry’s parents are okay with most detritus, just not the oozy sewer kind. – Pangaea 153

Henry’s parents are okay with most detritus, just not the oozy sewer kind. – Pangaea 153

April 6th, 2010

A house of cards, a tower of milk crates, or an Ottoman by the hydrangea. You decide what the world needs. – Pangaea 154

A house of cards, a tower of milk crates, or an Ottoman by the hydrangea. You decide what the world needs. – Pangaea 154

April 7th, 2010

Step out of the unending blur of mediocrity with shock value, yellow jaundice, or intricate transexual biographies. – Pangaea 155

Step out of the unending blur of mediocrity with shock value, yellow jaundice, or intricate transexual biographies. – Pangaea 155

April 8th, 2010

The name of every art show should be, “Hummus, cheap wine, and naked college girls.” – Pangaea 156

The name of every art show should be, “Hummus, cheap wine, and naked college girls.” – Pangaea 156

April 9th, 2010

Mathematical equation – t0p= a(babe)3 – (time on pot) (equals) (awesomeness{of the babe} to the third power) – Pangaea 157

Mathematical equation – t0p= a(babe)3 – (time on pot) (equals) (awesomeness{of the babe} to the third power) – Pangaea 157

April 10th, 2010

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